LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
‘it’s jesus
jesus is our man’
(Source: anklegators, via lifesfunnythatway)
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